I feel like people who dislike Jeremy Clarkson just don’t understand.
True story
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
Since I live in Miami where the cannibal face attack happened..Umm All I can say is the Zombie Apocalypse has begun here. Everyone is going nuts and it is all over the place. And we all thought California or Texas would go first…
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, YOU WON’T!
(Source: honestliars)
Had a beer.
Smoked an entire cigarette.
Done drugs.
Wrote on a bathroom wall.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga.
Been in a car accident.Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.Been pregnant.
Camped out.
Swam in the ocean.
Driven a car.Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.Failed a class.
Failed a test.Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D.Got all A’s,
Read an entire book.Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had my driver’s license.
Graduated high school.
Worn colored contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Broken someone’s heart.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight.
Lost something very valuable.Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the opposite sex.Owned an iPod.
Owned an iPhone.
Fell for a best friend.
Went far away from home for more than a week.Moved out.
Ran away.
Had food poisoning.Had a job.
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on YouTube.
Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.Dropped out of school.
Deliberately failed a test.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.Been to Canada.
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass.
Hugged someone today.Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Wish you were somebody else.
(Source: tributing)
I like bitter and sour things. When I eat subs I stuck so much vinegar on it that people cant even think to eat it. Lemon and Mojo too. I can eat it an not be phased. I just pour and eat while people think I’m insane or have no taste buds.
Some beautiful Crowns~ ♔
- Austria (Personally,my favorite)
- England
- Prussia
- Denmark
- Holy Roman Empire
- Hungary
- Poland
- Czech Republic
- Bavaria
I THINK WE’RE FORGETTING
THE MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
America.
I think I just choked on my own laughter.
Omg really?
I wish I had the ability to photoshop that crown onto an eagle
like this one
(Source: annaliese-edelstein)
What happens when I’m bored I the library. The collage students were looking at me weirdly.
Puny God.
when i saw the movie, the entire audience applauded during this.
Just gonna put this here. Right here. I actually never heard the Hulk speak the first time I watched the movie because the audience was DYING.
My favorite scene in the whole movie, because you feel this anger and tense hatred for this character throughout the whole film that builds up til near bursting, and then this happens and all that negative energy is released and turned into smiley faces and butterflies of pure bliss.
I love the Hulk, because he doesn’t let bullshit interrupt his smashing, and I love him for it.
(also, could somebody make a cycling gif of this with the caption NOPE written underneath? That would come in handy a lot)
agreed
everyone applauded and screamed during this part.
I didn’t hear the little whimpering noises Loki made at the end because the audience was laughing so hard omfg.
omg was loki sobbing
First time I realized Loki whimpered after this. The audience wouldn’t STFU when I watched this xD ]]
The audience when I saw it, just died. We were screaming and hollering about how much we love the Hulk. We laughed until were were out of breath and crying
Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.
this is so awesome
so much yes
Omg
notice how this is okay here but not with political views
Im might as well just go to CVS and buy one. Nothing to but that. Next time I need not to wait to the last minute.
